Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Another Idiotic BGNews Columnist

Danielle Winters. She makes D.J. Johnson (almost) look positively sane.

I have the feeling that D.J. Johnson is just one of these libertarians who wants to remake the world in some sort of Randian image. The world they want to live in might make a good subject for a dystopian sci-fi novel but since these guys are basically the Right's little sidekicks (always sucking up, but they'll never actually run the show), you have the satisfaction of knowing that the D.J. Johnson's of the world are mostly harmless.

The people who really scare me are the lockstep conservative types who have no real thoughts, just talking points. These people have "We report, you decide" burned into their retinas. The easiest way to identify one of these people these days are these tell-tale signs:

  1. Won't shut up about Communists.
  2. Says the ACLU is trying to destroy America.
  3. Actually believes that there is a liberal "War On Christmas".

So, here's three paragraphs from Danielle Winters's Tuesday column in the BGNews:

But the sad thing is, this whole issue is not even about religion. It is about morality. The liberal culture has made a concerted effort destroy the most important fiber of our country’s makeup — our traditions. Chiefly involved in this destruction: the ACLU and the secular left.

Communists realized early on that the way to get to the population was to destroy their morality by taking away religion and tradition. People stripped of morality are easiest to brainwash.

My fear is that if I make that unconscionable slip, saying, “Christmas tree” instead of “holiday tree,” the mechanical hound from the novel Fahrenheit 451 (you all remember his savagery) will attack me for my politically incorrect slip.

*Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding* We have a winner!

Last semester, after the Horowitz thing, I wrote about the campus Communists who basically acted like clowns in and around the event. That column is same type of sordid, embarrassing display with a polarity flip. Have a look at that column and you'll find a case study concerning what happens when a Wingnut passes from annoying asshat to certified clown. It's like she's playing Ann Coulter dressup.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just read this. It's brilliant.